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We have a date on Christian Avenue

Here is my latest and greatest idea for all my compadres who have suffered along with me driving on Christian Avenue for the past 10 months: A huge, celebratory party when it is all paved and finished!
Here ye, here ye! Bring me your bicycles, skateboards, roller skates roller blades, sneakers, walking shoes and good spirits to the blinking light on Christian Avenue!( Date to be announced) for an awesome party! 
Hopefully, God willing, we all still be alive and well when the paving is finally finished! But wouldn't it be a great excuse to meet neighbors and have a party?
You must all know what a flash mob is, right? Well that is what we will have! A flash mob party for Christian Avenue! Stay Tuned...Bring a hibachi! A cooler with beer! A sled! Let's test out that new pavement once its done. Keep an eye on my blog and when the timing is right, I'll meet you there to enjoy our sweet, hard-earned reward-a new, smooth road. 
I know you, my fellow sufferers, have noticed that at least we have the grated pavement done. Now my shocks don't suffer as much, but my teeth rattle. You know what I am saying?
Who thinks the road will be done before Election Day?? Of course we know that answer! Government works in mysterious ways! 
See you soon neighbors! Let's make Christian Avenue the road less traveled for the last time!

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